 | The charming, Old-Europe style city of Willemstad; capital of Curacao. |
 | An example of the pristine beaches and clear water. |
 | Oh yes, I believe we all made it perfectly clear after Bimini that we would need to stay in a REAL resort this time. And so we did .. the view from our room. |
 | We're a motley bunch, at best; but still loveable. |
 | Wayne, our esteemed leader, begins his assimilation attempts on the natives ... the straight boy plays shrewd, but his trembling gives him away. |
 | Your esteemed webmaster, clearly in need of another cocktail ... wait, did you mention nitrox? |
 | Oh Lord ... not again. |
 | Seven foot swells never hurt anyone! You get back on that boat! |
 | Wayne makes his bid for GQ centerfold of the year during a tour of a local fort. |
 | And finally to the water ... color color everywhere. |
 | NO JOHN! DON'T! IT'S A TRAP! |
 | Not a rock ... a fish. If you sing a B-52's song mimic now, I shall be forced to bite you. Just look closer. |
 | Heeeere fishy fishy fishy ... |
 | On a surface interval, Martin prepares to regale us with his version of Swan Lake. |
 | Bernardo has already seen Swan Lake and is not amused. |
 | She wouldn't give me the name of her conditioner ... I was pissed. |
 | What a friendly little muppet, this one. Or so we THOUGHT! Then we found out one of these guys tore Carol's arm off right at the shoulder! |
 | Ya I almost missed the eel too. Fortunately for you, he can't jump out of the screen at you ... 'nuff said. |
 | BUT THEY SAID THERE'D BE CHEESE! |
 | Because I like it ... that's why. |
 | I do not suggest trying to touch these ... hair pick, perhaps ... but touch, no. |